Skip to main content

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
mugGet the Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey mug.

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
mugGet the scheduley retarded mug.

Retard Ham

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham
by Fast521 February 28, 2023
mugGet the Retard Ham mug.

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
mugGet the Globally Retarded mug.

retard head

What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.
by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023
mugGet the retard head mug.

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.
Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?
by Doping March 7, 2023
mugGet the Get retarded mug.

Retard

Someone who is perfectly capable of accomplishing a task but fucks it up anyway.
John, you put the roof shingles on backwards. Stop being a retard.
by WarMax March 8, 2023
mugGet the Retard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email