pizza

a circle of pineapple

''Pineapple belongs on pizza''

by sazdfcgvhjkl September 7, 2022

Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac, whilst wearing shorts.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio September 10, 2022

Pizza Boy

A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.

Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.

by jraindagoat October 24, 2022

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Pizza Death

A phrase coined after The Good War of Pittaland.
Typically used if theres a great amount of suffering in an area or person
Can also be found offensive by some

There's lots of Pizza Death around.. I can tell.

by obs1dian November 2, 2022

Pizza Guy

First and dearest fan of a newly formed band. Came from Lee the pizza guy character in Tenacious D movies.

Jerry was immersed in our music the moment he joined us in our first rehearsal. He's officially our pizza guy, now.

by ExCx November 5, 2022

Sauce bottom pizza

Tired of boring ass pizza? Enjoy and snag a delicious, scrumptious, crusty and mind blowing "Sauce bottom pizza", where the sauce is on the bottom! It tastes delicious than a local boring ass pizza!

"Sauce Bottom Pizza tastes so scrumptious and crusty!"

by replies November 30, 2022