Tom

Huge knob which the ladies call a Chinese dragon. Makes dem hoes purr like cats. Bitches = fucked. Will make a girl drown in her own wet and a boy so sticky they get stuck to their bed sheets.

Girl 1: Aaaa why am I so wet
Girl 2: Tom's came into the room
Girl 1: That makes sense
Boy: I'm drowning in my own sperm

Aaaa I'm Tomming everywhere!

by xxTommyBaexx February 14, 2017

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

furry toms

something a cunt would say to his friends on the bus because they think they're so coll.

" yo, you got those furry toms"

by swagggggggyp June 8, 2016

Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.

"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".

by Mr_damascus June 2, 2016

melissa & tom

True love. Magical. Something beyond amazing. Real.

I wish my love life was a melissa & tom!

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016

turbo tom

The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film

Turbo Tom back at it again with the white vans

by T1bsy July 21, 2016

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016