Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Martinmug. Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023
Get the Banner James jacobsmug. That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. by The real Jacob May 24, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
by NotMcstabme May 3, 2023
Get the Jacobmug.