goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Long neck Stoney

He's a boy who wears stone island A LOT! He literally owns three different pair of hoodies. He's into boys who wear green sweaters. He belongs to some random muslima called S.

'Did you see what he's wearing?'
'OMG! He's such a Long Neck Stoney!'

by SomeoneRandomHahahaLmao November 29, 2019

Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.

"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."

by Snake145 August 16, 2021

Neck

Person who is like your homie

Yo what up neck who was that guy that said he was fight you

by [e-mail] March 21, 2022

neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025

Neck Sausage

When someone lifts their head back and it makes a big lump behind their neck.

Yo Kendall.
A:What
Look up there you see that UFO?
A: Where where where!?
Bro you have a Neck Sausage.

by Anothablackone February 21, 2024

Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

by Dr Drake May 12, 2017