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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is kevin
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Kevin Chandra

Thank you for your positve vibes
And Happy Birthday

From: someone in 2020
Me : "Sorry kak Kevin Chandra, you was sit in floor"
K: " It's okay"

Kevin: Is a amazing person.
Math and technology enthusiast
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Lars Kevin Roth

kompletter Huhrens*hn
DONT BE A Lars Kevin Roth
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Kevin

Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.
That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!
by Mmark88 November 23, 2021
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Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.
Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
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Kevin Sanjaya

A cool and great person yet very classy. He's the best person you ever met in this world.
You know Kevin sanjaya?
Yeah i know, he's such a classy person i want to be like him, anjayy
by Kevin Anjay November 23, 2021
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