internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.

The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.

by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017

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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

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internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.

Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt

by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

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internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004

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Killed Internet Theory

The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.

A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”

by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025

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