In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
Get the Beat the Sofamug. oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....
by knziboots April 8, 2020
Get the beat freakmug. A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.
The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man
by 459395 February 18, 2023
Get the dead beatmug. the genuine and uncontrollable fear of the word or the game 'beat saber' is a virtual reality rhythm-based game that includes you hitting a bunch of blocks on a beat of a random song or audio.
by H0RTEN April 20, 2023
Get the beat-saberphobiamug. 
Get the we beatmug. by CrownLady December 9, 2019
Get the Beatmug. To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.
It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.
by QuacksO May 29, 2020
Get the beat around the Buschmug.