apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

Apple Pie Simulator

To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game

softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*

by X1bd September 11, 2022

apple

a fruit.

the apple is red.

by aesthetictumblr July 8, 2017

Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022

apple

An apple is an edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found today.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
is it true

by Someone who loves Jia October 31, 2020

Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

by Nedux007 May 19, 2021