I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
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Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
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a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 1, 2023
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Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
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