Dirty Bailey

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis

Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it

by Chxrlesx January 31, 2021

Dirty Ryder

The act of diving from a 25 meter high diving board and onto the penis of another man, this can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points are added of you injure yourself in the process

"Bro, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankles after we did a Dirty Ryder last night."

by astercae April 16, 2020

Dirty serenity

Short girl about 5'2 maybe 5'3 with alot of weird friends and a lot of time on her hands.

I just hate dirty serenity

by Remy love June 10, 2020

Dirty Camden

When somebody spews out jizz in your car and after about a week it starts stinkin up like shit and you can't find where the smell is coming from

I pulled a Dirty Camden on Joe I spilled my man chowder in his glove compartment

by Jordan K =) March 29, 2009

Dirty South

n. Term of endearment for the area of the United States that includes much of the former Confederacy; includes southern Virginia, the Carolinas, Georgia, northern Florida, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, and eastern Texas.

This is how we roll in the Dirty South!

by cp November 30, 2004

dirty biscotti

A combination of wookie (ie dreadlocked neo-hippie) and gangsta commonly found at disco biscuits concerts. Usually under the influence of and/or selling various pychotropic substances, in particular MDMA (molly, rolls, etc) or LSD (doses, L, acid, liquid, etc). These people can usually be identified through their pungent odor, lack of employment, extremely dilated pupils, obscure and irreverent comments in an attempt to start conversation, and silly costumes that simply dont make any sense. Do not buy drugs from any dirty biscotti, as they are not truly hippies, and are probably trying to rip you off.

"Did you see that dirty biscotti who was naked, puking off the roof of his van in the lot after the bisco show? Apparently he got tazed by the 5-0!"

"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"

by Aidan and Willcox February 22, 2008

Dirty Reed

The greasy orange mustache one gets from eating Taco Bell sloppily

Look at the retard with the Dirty Reed...Somebody get him a wet wipe

by Taco Bell Avengers August 3, 2008