walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Google Walk

Using Google maps to virtually walk around an unknown neighborhood to see where everything is and any areas to avoid or how close certain amenities are.

I google walked around the park to see if there was any fast-food nearby.

by eFrazes May 24, 2011

Mayhugh Walk

A quick walk with somewhat of a spring to it, as in if they were ready to sprint at any second. Normally people who walk like this are awesome.

Jimmy: Johnson, that man is walking the Mayhugh Walk over there and embarrassing us all!

by unclesilky June 12, 2007

Elephant walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant,using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you holding your dick and acting like the elephants second half.

We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we did the elephant walk into the shared shower after the game and showed the other team what a real team looked like.

by Fake Banana May 11, 2024

Rift-walking

It's too late. He is already lvl 16. There is nothing we can

Have you seen their Kassadin? - No he's rift-walking again

by Ledenikar December 26, 2023

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025