Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.
H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.
by JKHero January 30, 2009
Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 20, 2010
Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU
Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!
Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
by Jesus Of Truth December 05, 2019
A highly intelligent and dedicated team of developers, writers, artists, and musicians who are working on the highly anticipated MMORPG, Pokemon Universe.
by weirddemon August 22, 2010
n.
Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape
Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.
Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.
Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.
Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.
Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape
Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.
Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.
Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.
Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.
Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:
You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
by A Jaded Case Student January 08, 2005
Second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconsin. Sheldon B. Lubar school of business is one of the best in the nation. UWM is a great teaching school. UWM has awesome residence halls. The campus also acquired about 10 acres of undeveloped forest for its school of letters and sciences back in 2010. If you like suite-style residence halls, small class sizes, great food, and top quality education, then UWM is for you!
Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!
Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
Me: Only if you like suite style residence halls, awesome on-campus events like battleship and pantherfest, smaller class sizes, and one of the top colleges in Wisconsin!
Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!
Friend: Hey, where did you go to college?
Me: I went to UWM!
Friend: I've heard about them, are they a good college?
Me: Only if you like suite style residence halls, awesome on-campus events like battleship and pantherfest, smaller class sizes, and one of the top colleges in Wisconsin!
Friend: That sounds awesome! I should've gone to UWM!
UWM, University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is the second biggest four year public university in the state of Wisconisin, second only to UW Madison.
by Truelove101 June 09, 2015
alma mater of the following founders: Jack in the Box, Rubio's, Panda Express, and Wahoo's .. Graduates are destined to become fast food founders .. No wonder we suck at everything (FB: 1 bowl win, 4 losses) else except parties (playboy's party list '09 .. #3) ..
San Diego State University
by westgoeseast August 01, 2010