by Snippppper January 7, 2020
Get the Jack Evans mug.Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.
by nan nan November 27, 2009
Get the Stat jack mug."Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
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Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
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by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
Get the Jacks Mum mug.This guy is not somebody you want to mess with. He's a nice guy until you provoke him, which is not an easy task. Don't even try to roast him, he doesn't take that stuff personally. He has an interesting personality, and loves the outdoors. He is an avid hunter and just wants to hang out with his friends in his downtime.
That guy reminds me of Jack Allen . He has the most interesting personality. He is also very nice and doesn't let anything go to his head.
by deerslayer0243 December 18, 2016
Get the Jack Allen mug.to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."
by i3D_Envy August 21, 2009
Get the jack in the slat mug.A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.
by Reddition June 9, 2011
Get the Lumbar Jack mug.When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time
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