Packers fan

A packers fan is a person who wears toilet colors and eats a steady diet of cheese, beer, and penis. They can often be recognized by their morbid obesity, lack of teeth, a block of cheese on their head, and a Busch lite in their hand. Warning: be cautious when approaching a packers fan, they may try to rape you after knocking you out with their horrendous blend of smells: beer, moldy cheese, BO, and unwashed ass. These creatures are often rabid and have been found to be strongly sexually attracted to close family members, mostly sisters.

Lions fan: "Holy shit, look at that fatass! Why is he wearing cheese on his head? Oh my God, he just kissed his sister!"
Bears fan: "Wow, I can smell him from here. That must be a Packers fan."

by Cakedup69 January 17, 2024

Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019

Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.

Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.

by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020

Fan noises

Being loud AS FUCK and being a jokester

William: Eric stop making Fan noises you unfunny bitch!

Eric: n o

by PsychoManias August 20, 2023

Bladeless fan

An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.

Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

redsox fan

The most pile of trash team you can possibly think about. They have obnoxious fans who are a disgrace to the planet due to their lack of baseball knowledge, and smell like complete and utter shit. It's the type of team you would say, "oh hey? Is that guy wearing a redsox jersey? What a fuckin douche!" Any time you see the redsox, you would want to grab the nearest sharp object, forcefully shove it through your eyeballs, then shove it up your ass until you start leaking anal blood however make sure to catch it so you can drink it and die of choking on the anal blood.

Jimbo is a redsox fan. He watches and roots vehemently for the redsox every day. His friend Hubert calls him a fuckface for watching such a pile of garbage. Jimbo cries in his pillow like the pussy bitch he is for rooting for the redsox. Don't be like Jimbo. Be like Hubert.

by IdkWhat2Type July 24, 2019

death grips fan

the most unhinged people that you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

by john overscore December 31, 2023