Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Accidental burn

When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.

Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often

by stephen11223344556677889900 December 15, 2023

junkie burn

When your buddy lights your hit but doesn't do it properly.

Thanks for the junkie burn on my hit, buddy!
(Sarcasm 100%)

by Ellis with a D December 8, 2022

Burn the bush

Smoking weed

What will you do after you get home from Jesse’s house?
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.

by Granny Mayhem December 10, 2022

Burns

Pick me girl.

Burns:I’m like one of the guys

by Geode223 December 29, 2022

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023