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your brother is a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes
by Ugly-damian May 11, 2018
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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brother's car

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car
by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022
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Brother Rag

Small towel usually a around the neck of a large black guy. Used to wipe up sweat on very hot days.
Yo man it’s hot as shit out, I’m gonna need my brother rag today”
by Capt_Quint July 22, 2022
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Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes
Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*
by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018
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Little Brother

A term used to refer to Texas University located in Austin, Texas. Specifically, it refers to t.u.’s relationship to the state’s flagship university and Big Brother, Texas A&M University. Little Brother has a history of losing football games in its brutal in conference schedule, featuring a slate against blue blood football programs such as Kansas, TCU, West Virginia, and Baylor, otherwise known as murderer’s row.
Poor Little Brother! They’re having a hard time beating Gary Patterson and TCU, I don’t know why they think it’s a good idea to follow Texas A&M to a real conference.
by Alpha Texan September 29, 2021
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Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...
Ricky: “Your mom gay
John: “Your dad lesbian
Brittney: “Your granny tranny
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*
by Ephexia May 14, 2018
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