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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
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hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.
Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
by Hangover shower February 9, 2017
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Hercules shower

Taking a shower with someone else in a way that saves water. Origins come from the great drought that ultimately finished the Greeks.
Hercules, we don’t have water to both take showers with our running water. Let’s rip a Hercules shower.
by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022
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shower spill

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling
by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016
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Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
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Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”
by I have die January 25, 2020
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