Simp

Acting like James Ruddy: adding a girl to every group chat whether she is relevant in it or not

Can you believe what that simp James Ruddy just did? He’s adding girls to our group chats and he’ll never even get with them. SMH.

by Tigerfan19 October 11, 2020

simp

jase fool

“wow camo, look at jason going negative... again. what a simp.”

by fantaztec July 28, 2020

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

Simp

You.

You, you is a simp

by Sunny.T3A May 27, 2021

Simp

Dash Smith

What's a simp?

Dash Smith

by Official ASIJ Urban Dictionary January 12, 2021

Simp

when they but the hoes before the bros

That man went simping over a girl instead of getting on Xbox

by 🇸🇰 January 17, 2023

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020