michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.

*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”

michael ojeda by GD3RD November 30, 2018

Michael'd 

Disastrously mishandling a situation or undertaking

I completely Michael'd and sank the 8 ball on the break again...

Michael'd by AAC727 March 15, 2019

Michael Crawford 

A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.

Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.

Michael Crawford by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj April 9, 2019

michael jackson 

OMG LOOK ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEE HEE HEE HEEE

OMG LOOKS ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEEE HEEEE

michael jackson by omg look it’s michael jackson April 19, 2019

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.

All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.

Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.

Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.

Michael Jackson by A muthaphukkin beazt from the May 11, 2019

Michael lamb 

Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6”4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to ‘have a shower’ at lunch but everyone knows that’s a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a “whats up my g” or a “gang shit bruv” and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but that’s usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.

Jesus that guy is such a Michael Lamb.

Michael lamb by JohnnyGamer November 24, 2019

Michael Jackson 

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)

anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.

Michael Jackson by missdiggory April 11, 2021