An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.
Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
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Get the monster energy mug.an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
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Get the monster energy mug.-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.
-Candy that eats people.
-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
Get the monster candy mug.In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.
Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?
by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013
Get the Frankenstein's Monster mug.A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012
Get the Tubby Goo Monster mug.Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
Get the Lake Erie Monster mug.A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?
Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.
Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!
Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?
Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.
Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?
Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!
Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.
Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.
Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.
Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.
Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!
Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.
Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!
Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?
Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.
Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?
Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!
Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.
Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.
Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.
Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.
Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!
Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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