Long shlong

You say it to someone as a complement

You have a long shlong

by Electric circuit March 18, 2021

long division

a painful version of division

i hate long division

by Nicklestct March 18, 2021

Danny Long Legs

A very active, full of beans, skinny bloke who doesn't seem to sleep and is willing to do anything to keep the show going. A genuine 'wired up' go getter.

"Geez, check out 'Danny Long Legs' havin a go! If anyone can get it done, it's him.

by Chowdabum March 22, 2021

long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.

d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.

by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021

long hotdog

It means Ethan's long and hard boner. IT became harder after a touch. It is filled with blood so it looks like a pink American classical hotdog.

The chef touched the "long hotdog" in order to help Ethan exercise.

by Q0617 April 8, 2021

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021