When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010
Get the Like My Uncle mug.Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"
You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"
You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"
by knifer May 23, 2008
Get the feel like welfare mug.When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.
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You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"
by Bunny27 March 5, 2009
Get the On it like blue bonnet mug.noun: (1) a really lame comic strip. (2) a nonsequitor thrown out to break the silence in a conversation or to change the topic. (3) a web forum highjacking throw-away line.
girl #1: Did you hear that guy is hung like a horse?
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.
by Iloveilikecheese August 12, 2009
Get the I Like Cheese mug.to be cut up(upset,angered,victimised) like the great champion tennis player Monica Seles who was unfortunately and famously stabbed on court in 1993 by a deranged fan.
Matt - I only told him his girlfriend was a whore. How cut does he get!
Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.
Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.
by mick's a champ September 10, 2007
Get the Cut like Seles mug.A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.
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