kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!

by MaxBrit February 6, 2015

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Get the kick her to the kerbmug.

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

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Get the kick the dogmug.

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024

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Get the Kicked the sheetsmug.

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

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