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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
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Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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Rogue, Internet Man

Fag-A: “Do you watch Rogue, Internet man?”
Fag-B: “No I have a life.”
by BitchmatePerry July 7, 2021
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internet

The place you're on right now.
by Stupid Af July 8, 2021
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internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes
My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...
by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021
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