Blow the Back Out

Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.

My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
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Go back to the valley

A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).
Dude 1 tries to kickflip off a curb and falls on his face.
Dude2: Hahaha, go back to the valley.
by Uncle Dungheap June 11, 2006
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Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.
I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted
by Raheru August 12, 2008
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don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*
by Yvngslvmped May 12, 2017
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the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.
by Britannic May 25, 2009
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back-up bitch

Person you invite to go somewhere when your preferred person cannot go. Can be male or female (non-gender specific).
"You can't make it? I better call my back-up bitch!"
by Rob Norment March 30, 2007
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hold me back

This phrase is said when a person tries to retaliate at another person who did or said something to provoke them.
Person A: It's Mr Steal-Yo-Girl!
Person B: *grabs innocent bystander* HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!
by jewmadbro November 09, 2013
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