Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 02, 2023
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Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf
Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks
by Weaponlad July 27, 2022
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Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off
Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 20, 2023
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Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
by Me When The Moment Of September 11, 2021
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Horse cock

Fuck you Cody, you horse cocked freak.
Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.
Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”
by FeverDream2.0 January 14, 2022
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Go fuck a horse

A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.
"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"
by You'd like August 15, 2017
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