golden tsunami

When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.

Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.

by Big big big big loser December 2, 2023

golden experience

woo he grows stuff

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
*transforming sound*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA

by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022

golden limbo

Golden limbo is when an individual bends over backwards and directs their urine forcefully up and over themselves so it lands behind their head.

My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't piss into the urinal while facing away from it, so I did the golden limbo and won my 20.

by Suka Blyaat July 22, 2022

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

Golden Bedsheets

Performing a golden bedsheet is when one or both sexual parters pee in or on the bed and in the bedsheets before performing sexual acts in or on said bed.

Bro, Conwell's girlfriend tricked him into trying a golden bedsheets but didn't tell him right away. The dude is still mentally scarred from it.

by MaxConwell December 18, 2022

Golden Trifecta

The art in which a young brave hobbit sized man, goes on a cross country journey and uses the Tinder-guru to help land a threesome with two girls.

Monty: Did you hear about Bruce's golden trifecta?
Jack: No Way are you serious!!! I never thought it could be done. Its true christmas miracle!

by diddler69 December 18, 2017

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022