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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)
by soljighi May 14, 2018

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by FuckOffOnME February 26, 2025

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016

by PhilM80 October 20, 2022

by wuthebest May 22, 2009
