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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
mugGet the Five Finger GIF Punchmug.

five star

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)
"He gave me a five star while I was asleep, now theres a huge handprint on my back."
by soljighi May 14, 2018
mugGet the five starmug.

Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
mugGet the Five-headmug.

five-and-dime

Military three shift schedule composed of 5 hours on/10 hours off.
What's the shift schedule this deployment?

Five-and-dime
by PhilM80 October 20, 2022
mugGet the five-and-dimemug.

fist five

When you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell "Fist Five"
"Dude why did you just punch me?"
"i didn't i gave you a fist five"
by wuthebest May 22, 2009
mugGet the fist fivemug.

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