Jack Frost

When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.

It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost

by Lothar January 13, 2018

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Flame frost

A cold hearted person in real life but a warm hearted person online. He likes to draw, sing and more except for people sometimes. Never likes crowd as it is very annoying to him. Often depressing whenever away from phone but always happy to have it. Needs a true reason to live as nothing could fulfill his heart except the one he truly desires. Will easily fell in love with a sweetheart and often becomes lovesick. Never release his love because he will kill whoever takes his heart away. So please don't touch his senpai~ okay?

Oh look! Flame frost is head over heels with that guy!

by Flamewolfboy9 March 2, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Muscluar Frosting

Strong frosting, a thick liquid.

"Tweek made Mole loose his Muscluar frosting when he topped, in a fanfiction"

by SouthPxrkobsessed April 2, 2018

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

by RaptorOne May 19, 2018

frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018