Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

Ethan

leaves his friends for girls and still has not piped yet

bro ur really leaving us to go hang with a girl ur such an ethan

by christopher milkman October 12, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a poop rat head, he is really poopy, he eat poop, his name is ethan

Ethan He is a poopy head, of course, we shall know, now have an amazing day

by Licker lick June 11, 2018

Ethan

A kid who doesn't take showers and stinks like poop! I can't stand him he stinks so bad

Friend: Ethan sticks like poop

Other friend: yes he does!

by Idk.mann69 November 13, 2019

Ethan

The most handsome person to ever exist - massive fine shyt

Have u seen Ethan today ? DAYAM

by Phillips December 1, 2024

Ethan

That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you

Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.

by gurnshk February 24, 2022