daddy mascot 

The oldest man on the team, was once a good player but is now content to be a substitute and cheer on his team from the bench

I knew we would win because we brought the daddy mascot with us, and we always win when he’s there.

daddy mascot by Hougalleria January 2, 2025

daddy mascot 

On a sports team, the daddy mascot is the oldest man on the team. The daddy mascot was once a strong player but now the team has better players, thus the daddy mascot is still on the team but plays less and cheers from the bench usually

Our daddy mascot was with us today as our team was victorious again.

daddy mascot by Hougalleria January 3, 2025

Daddy blowjob 

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.

He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.

Daddy blowjob by Olan101 January 4, 2025

Daddy paradox

Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.

Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?

Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual

Daddy paradox by Starvin666 January 18, 2025

Daddy Day 

The day after a male's birthday, going from babay to daddy. A 1 day belated birthday wish to a male friend.

Happy Daddy Day sorry I missed your birthday.

Daddy Day by 140pointsix January 31, 2025

daddy marki 

marki has w rizz lvl inf gyat s tier dev skibidi

person 1: i love daddy marki
person 2: wtf is your problem bro

daddy marki by placeholdervoid March 4, 2025

Daddy Shrimpo 

Dandys world goofy ahh character thats my daddy

-My favorite character from dandys world is daddy shrimpo
-no one gives an fuxk

Daddy Shrimpo by daddysshrimpon1fan April 4, 2025