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Ben

Ben is a dick most times
by The dude named ben April 22, 2022
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Ben

An absolute specimen of a human being with the biggest cock known to man. Any guy who sees him gets instantly erect so much that their dick falls off.
Lachlan: Is that Ben.
Alessio: Oh my god my dick is so erect I think I need to go to the hospital.
by BenHasMassiveCock March 22, 2022
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ben stone

Ben Stone is the sweetest man alive. He’s always honest and will die trying to make someone love themselves. He’s a huge nerd that loves Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda. He’ll never know just how much he means to the world.
I think I’m in love with Ben Stone.”
by TrashBandit17 March 31, 2020
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Ben

20 inch dong looks like eminem can lift your mother. Don't trust him with your mother he is tough and smarter than elon bust and Steve jobless.
Damn this guy is like Ben but only half of him.
by Unbeknownst December 2, 2021
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Ben 2.0

Stop being so angressive, you're acting like a real Ben 2.0
by mophia Sondelly November 25, 2018
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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025
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