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“hey dude, how was your weekend? (the band)”

“NO, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”
by 373tsunami October 20, 2020
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Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.
Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?
by McGibbins October 22, 2020
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Redneck Band-Aid

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
by BurntAce January 20, 2021
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jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole
by denay March 24, 2021
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stoopid band 72

i honestly don't know any more.
Human: "stoopid band 72"

Another human: "what"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
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cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart
Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy
by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021
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Marching Band

1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.

2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .

3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.

4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.

5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.

6. Horrible tan lines.

7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .

8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.

9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.

10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .
Person 1: what is marching band ?
Person 2 : its heaven and hell at the same time <3 .
by Random Person XD June 10, 2021
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