schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

moranic asshole

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.

You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.

by JSKirsch June 26, 2017

Asshole

Someone who bumps/demos in Rocket League

"Noah you're an asshole

by Manuteeh June 10, 2021

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

asshole

whoever gives my definitions thumbs down

You are an asshole if you give a thumbs down

by Leavemealonebrady May 20, 2019

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018