urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

nerding one out

when ur very angery and very educated on a certain topic you could nerd one all over that person

"ryan was nerding one out"

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

Nerd

Someone that you make fun of as a kid, but will end up working for as an adult.

I picked on that nerd Bill Gates as a kid. Now he has me on janitor duty in the microsoft headquarters.

by uuuuuuuuggggg February 3, 2015

Nerd

1. Someone named Rebekah
2. Someone named Rylan
3. An absolute moron

1. Nerd.
2. Absolute freaking nerd.
3. What a nerd.

by StevenDiggery February 27, 2022

Nerd

Formally a negative term, then accepted and eventually became a cool thing, now it’s just the norm, we’re all nerds, some are just nerdier than others

Idiot:you’re such a nerd
Nerd: do you like some kind of sci-fi, fantasy or superhero fandom?
Idiot: yeah I love (insert nerd thing here
Nerd: you’re also a nerd

by Jesushasleftthechat January 10, 2024

Nerd

A nerd is an intelligent person who may watch anime or play board games. Stereotypical nerds have glasses and are skinny

Evie is a fucking nerd

by Big_brain_time November 2, 2019

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

Braxton hostein is a nigger nerd neck jesus fuck

by Joseph kingeth January 24, 2022