1. The hydrogen bomb (DUH!)
2. The offensive social label "hipster" - not to be used around anyone who
-your black-and-white brain labels a 'hipster'
-has good style, making you jealous, would get photographed by a style publication if it was in the vicinity
-aspires to be a hipster!
-understands but rejects hipster culture
"the first rule of hipsterdom is: don't talk about hipsterdom" --anonymous hipster who looks like brad pitt but also knows what the fuck he's talking about
2. The offensive social label "hipster" - not to be used around anyone who
-your black-and-white brain labels a 'hipster'
-has good style, making you jealous, would get photographed by a style publication if it was in the vicinity
-aspires to be a hipster!
-understands but rejects hipster culture
"the first rule of hipsterdom is: don't talk about hipsterdom" --anonymous hipster who looks like brad pitt but also knows what the fuck he's talking about
"Ugh fucking hipster. cigs are gross"
"Don't drop the H-bomb when we're in this bar, I'm still tryna get laid by this guy in the APCs! also shh i love cigs"
Newcomer: "You look hip"
BFF1: "haha yeah, thanks I guess, I love this skirt, I got it last summer from opening ceremony"
BFF2: "don't drop the H-bomb around her, she gets really defensive -- she's sick of being lumped into it at Brown"
"Don't drop the H-bomb when we're in this bar, I'm still tryna get laid by this guy in the APCs! also shh i love cigs"
Newcomer: "You look hip"
BFF1: "haha yeah, thanks I guess, I love this skirt, I got it last summer from opening ceremony"
BFF2: "don't drop the H-bomb around her, she gets really defensive -- she's sick of being lumped into it at Brown"
by ktBbb June 19, 2011

the mightiest of the hog riders. gets so many bitches it is insane, if you see him make sure to hide your wife for she will leave you for him. make sure to give him a reese's peanut butter cup.
the amount of sexual intercourse that this fine specimen of a human being encounters is mind boggling. no husband or boyfriend has ever been secure in the company of an Eddie H.
the amount of sexual intercourse that this fine specimen of a human being encounters is mind boggling. no husband or boyfriend has ever been secure in the company of an Eddie H.
by one of Eddie H's girls April 25, 2022

by 5chwartzy.mp40 February 13, 2021

In the act of eating a females ass you take a mouthful of her excrement, upon doing so you tilt your head back just as WWE superstar Triple H would do entering the ring and you spray/spit the mouthful of fudge into the air.
Ahh man that chick I took home last night had the runs when I chowed down on her mud gate, so I Triple H'd her white bed sheets. Noiiceee.
by Zillldawggg March 5, 2017

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by SpicyChili69 June 4, 2023
