Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

Binge-Fucking

Having sex with a different partner or partners multiple days or nights in a row.

Bruh has been binge-fucking hoes all weekend!

by anonymous July 27, 2025

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

fucking idiot

trump supporters

look at that absolute fucking idiot

by mc_niglet July 30, 2025

She fucked the retard

He is retarded.

Hym "She fucked the retarded and even if you had spoken to her (which you likely hace and Stephen Bannel has clearly already spoken to the retard) you would still be doing this. Making up counter-veiling fictions and stealing from people who are better than you so you can say 'oh well we just can't know anything'. None of this makes her any less of a retard molesting whore or him less of a retard. I don't care or need to know how you imagine they feel. And you only feel comfortable doing this because I am a man and this is a pretty clear example of male to male sexism buttressed by actual bigotry.

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Fifty Fuck Flurry

A combination of all 50 state based urban dictionary sex acts where they're all done at a rapid fire rate following up one after another like a big sex flurry, and the sex acts that are involved goes as follows.

Alabama Hot Pocket
Alaskan Firedragon
Phoenix Riot Shield
Arkansas Knuckleball
San Francisco Steam Train
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob
Hartford Hot Sauce
Dover Dustoff
Tallahassee Night Train
Georgia Scorcher
Honolulu Handshake
Idaho Potato Sack
Peoria Handshake
Indiana Clown Pie
Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
Topeka Destroyer
Kentucky Lawnmower
Louisiana Bull-ride
Maine Garden Gnome
Baltimore Blowfish
Massachusetts Slurpee
Grand Rapids White Sauce
Minneapolis Bullfrog
Mississippi Meathook
Missouri Compromise
Montana Monorail
Omaha Hambone
Las Vegas Spatula
New Hampshire Smore
New Jersey Turnpike Special
New Mexico Window Washer
Manhattan Flapjack
North Carolina Headbutt
North Dakota Hot Air Balloon
Cleveland Steamer
Oklahoma Pink Sock
Oregon Mud Puddle
Philadelphia Sidecar
Rhode Island Hotdog
South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk
South Dakota Soggy Taco
Tennessee Log Jammer
Texas Chili Bowl
Mormon First Base
Vermont Maple Tapper
Virginia Hand Jive
Seattle Snorkeler
West Virginia Hand Puppet
Green Bay Butter Churner
Wyoming Prairie Dog

"You ain't ready for the Fifty Fuck Flurry homie."
"You think you can handle the Fifty Fuck Flurry my guy?"
"The Fifty Fuck Flurry ain't for beginners."

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025

Fuck off into the sunset

Gone for a very long time. Never to be seen again until it wants to be seen.

Fuck off into the sunset -

He fucked off into the sunset. Must not play well with others

by Badman_Reid August 2, 2025