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Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.
by R983 August 15, 2022
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Brit Fucked

The act of an American getting screwed over in every, and any possible way by the UK. This can be anything from tedious paperwork, landlord exchanges and flat accommodations, to tuition, and especially to any kind of London public transportation interactions. Brits bending over Americans in the UK because they know they can and Americans can’t do anything about it. Basically saying No for no reason.
Tried to get a refund on my oyster card but per usual, just getting Brit fucked every which way.
by Toughdiddy April 26, 2022
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Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night
Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later
by Nespa December 19, 2021
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zero fucks living

When not caring is your life's passion.
by The Carda February 15, 2023
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CL fuck bunny

(very offensive term) :a sexually promiscuous teenage girl who spends all her time outside of high school and homework trawling Craigslist for a craigs-hook and/or a one night stand
John Walsh of America's Most Wanted would agree that with the rise of chat rooms and the perceived privacy online sexual predators, not only should every police department in North America have a sexual cyber crime unit, but it should also IMHO hire an ex-CL fuck bunny to help them solve a bigger percentage of cold cases involving online sexual predators.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2013
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Fuck my Boots!

A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.
*Karan takes her mask off

You: Fuck my Boots!
by Help525600 November 6, 2020
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Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.
John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!
by GBWOW September 4, 2017
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