Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021

Fucking moron

The phrase said by foreign minister of Russia Lavrov at press conference 08/11/15.

What the fucking morons! (c) Lavrov

by Palpalych January 13, 2017

backpack fucking

Someone who gets the sloppy seconds after the female has been fucked in doggystyle by another man who creampied her

Josh is a loser he keeps backpack fucking

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

High as Fuck

you roll three blunts and shout "FUCK DA SHIT!!"

HEY I DONT ROLL BLUNTS YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

Fucked Yup

When something is completely messed up that you completely agree with it.

Dude, that is so fucked yup.

by Penelope Rainblossom-Smith October 14, 2023

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022