Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Turd

Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.

Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

Turd

Dakota

This bitch Dakota a turd

by Badussy lvr January 1, 2022

Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.

Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.

by Sterling girl July 4, 2025

turd

amber heards fecal matter 🤭

wow! did you see amber turd?

by johnnydepp🤭 May 28, 2022