don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"

#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice

by American brat October 27, 2019

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

Don't build the evil Nexus

When people are dumb enough to attempt to replicate something horrible in fiction, such as making Squid Game (a show known for its critiques of capitalism and mass killings) or joining Spawnism (a fictional cult made as a message to discourage cult joining).

1: I just built Squid Games!
2: Bro, don't build the Evil Nexus from the book "Don't build the Evil Nexus that kills everyone"

by truth!!!.!...!...!! July 25, 2025

Don't be a Nabilah

Someone who always misses out on the interesting conversations and asks you to repeat it again.

Please don't be a Nabilah and listen to the stories from the start next time.

by jchristopher February 19, 2020

Don't be cute

a phrase that means "Don't try to be clever or manipulative, especially in a way that's rude or unpleasant" according to the Cambridge Dictionary. It implies someone is being overly clever or trying to get out of something by being sly, and it's often used when someone is being impertinent or smart-alecky

Don't be cute
Marcus (smirking as he tucks the last slice of pizza into his jacket): Hey, don’t worry—I already paid for it. You can have it tomorrow.

Jenna (raising an eyebrow): Seriously? You’d do that for me?

Marcus (shrugging): Of course.

Jenna (playfully sniffing the air): Mmm, smells good. You really want me to wait until tomorrow?

Marcus (firmly, cutting off her teasing): Don’t be cute—just give me your phone so I can set a reminder to drop it by your place first thing in the morning.

by Babel May 31, 2025

Don't klibb on the fisk

Relax, chill out, take it easy

"Take a deep breath - don't klibb on the fisk, man!"

by halloj March 20, 2024