Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings

What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him

by Michael cheese December 21, 2018

Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas

I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.

by JDPTURBO May 8, 2024

Thomas

Very cool

Thomas is very cool

by totallynotsteven June 6, 2021

Thomas Gibbs

Thomas is a dude in the corps and he is also a very dumb pledge and outside of being a pledge and being a dude in the corps Thomas does not do too much. He struggles with time management and constantly is trying to be in 45 different places at one time when in reality he sucks at making all 45 commitments that he previously made. He is also quite incompetent at laying down pipe.

Man that dude is such a Thomas Gibbs!

by ashhhturd October 27, 2020

Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

Thomas

The boy who will break your heart worse than you couldve ever imagined

"Thomas and me went out for a year happily only for him to break my heart" -writer

by urpersonalgirlsgirl May 12, 2024

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022