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Pay the Troll Toll

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.
by Bandit185 May 18, 2022
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Pretty Faced Troll

Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.

Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
I thought Kai was beautiful until they turned out to be a real PFT. (Pretty Faced Troll)
by Dam Skam June 28, 2024
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Troll

Troll
Troll "troll".
by PhantomTav November 9, 2021
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Troll

Friendly creatures who love to laugh, make jokes, test the reactions of others by intentionally behaving strange, ridiculous, silly, stupidly. They have skills to manipulate subjects such: Changing subjects, remixing subjects, closing subjects, opening new subjects, or connecting other subjects to a subject. They are humorous and creative, and they have strong imaginations and fantasies. Often they are calm and happy, as they have the ability to filter the offending words and convert them to compliments. For education purposes, they can debate about the topics they don't know, even they can lie. Some people can recognize them fast, ignore them, or just act like them. And some people can't recognize them and argue with them seriously. These people hate Trolls in general, usually, they are with a low sense of humor
"Bro are you serious? Or you are just trolling me. You are such a Troll, right? haha! Please be serious! No trolling this time!"
by Trollflix March 12, 2022
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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
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Trench Troll

Trench Troll Being an Individual with Treacherous Trench and greedy yet broke tendencies
Kai skeeze is such a Trench Troll always begging.
by ThaRealSkeeze June 30, 2025
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Spelling Bee Troll

An internet user who harass other users over their spelling and grammar errors on words and phases in online communities
User A: Hey, get out of it, you shouldn't be aound
User B: Fix your spelling
User A: You don't want to talk about the problem you are causing? You are a spelling bee troll!
User B: What???
User A: Yes, User B the spelling bee troll!
by I_am_a_loser September 15, 2015
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