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Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.
Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).
by MaddCatt April 24, 2021
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Tit Range

When an individual is in the vicinity (usually 6 inches) of someone's tits. Tit range can vary on size of tits. Nipples do count in this measurement. Measured on how far the tongue is from the tits. Word is usually used when a horny bitch presses her tits up to an idividual.
"Yo that bitch pushed her boobs THAT close to yu bro?"
"Yea man I was in tit range and i 'took the shot' know what im sayin?"
"NAH YOU NASTY AS HELL BRO"
by Chris1357 March 10, 2022
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Tit woman

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."
by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022
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Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
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fage tit

a more polite way to call a faggot a faggot who pwns you at an activity that you are inferior at.
You: (gets Rekt)

Also you: fuck you, you fage tit.
by monsieur-f May 30, 2018
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Titanic tits

Tits that (like the titanic) are very separate leaving no cleavage.
Dang, I really got titanic tits.
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gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.
A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.
by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016
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