A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin
by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022
Get the James Michael Smithmug. An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020
Get the michael phelps hitmug. Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”
by Corporal Bloggins May 8, 2020
Get the Frank Michael Lawrencemug. The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
by she_themtitties November 7, 2023
Get the Hop on Michael’s Zombies.mug. Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.
He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
by OHOHOWND April 12, 2010
Get the Michael Blinky Watersmug. by krispy_NEC October 4, 2018
Get the Shawn Michael Robertsmug. Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.
by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019
Get the Mr. Michael Sobekmug.