Clown beef

When someone is starting beef with someone else that is irrelevant.

Janessa: " Alexis got mad at me because we were wearing the same shirt at a party last night."
Danielle: "That's some clown beef."

by kiwilover666.69 May 17, 2018

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clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

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Clown

Lewis Hamilton British GP 2021.

The clown went kamikaze on a Dutch boy.

by CringeMoments July 18, 2021

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One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.

John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.

by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021

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Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.

Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.

by Dare2Sleep September 7, 2022

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