Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.

Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.

by JAX8 June 24, 2010

Angry Jack

An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.

^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)

"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack

by [reredacted] August 9, 2021

Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

Stat jack

Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.

I'm really bored so I'm going to stat jack some friends.

by nan nan November 27, 2009

Jack Slark

The kind of dude that gets offended from the word butter.

"Hey Jack Slark. BUTTER."
"OH MY GOD YOU SUCK PENIS"

by HiddenBoi September 15, 2017

Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

Jack riyn

Jack is a boy who is from Arizona. He causes his fans to have riynits. And some of his fans have samits caused by @jack.blesiv on ig. And jack is a funny, sweet, caring and ect boi. Next he actually notices his fans lol i love him. And follow him on insta @jackriyn. He's also hawt asf. ~@wdw_cuties.10

Jack riyn is a sweet caring boy 💝

by @wdw_cuties.101 on instagram February 24, 2019