A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body
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long hard look in the mirror, as they
will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
