by B hole testi puncher September 03, 2017
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008
Music for douche bags.
by betterthanyoutoo November 07, 2011
Robin: Mine and Trevor's love life is getting so dull, I don't know what to do.
Cristin: Have you tried making sweet sweet punch love? It should really liven things up.
Cristin: Have you tried making sweet sweet punch love? It should really liven things up.
by I_love_me_some_sweet_sweet_punch_love November 06, 2007
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
by thenecanzurat November 08, 2011
Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011
When a dude is fucking a dude in the ass you go to give him the reach around. Right before the point of no return you pull out and shove your free handed fist elbow deep into the anal cavity.
Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
by whale stabber mcgee February 06, 2011